I have corrected the typo in the ad, in which the punchline said "I have less him but the dogs have more." Evidently, editor Dan Kiedrowski couldn't read my writing. Anyway, I do have less hair and the dogs do have more. In the old days we didn't use blow-dryers or hairspray. Also I didn't have nice salt&pepper hair and mustache to match the dogs coats in the old days.